aspoopyskeleton:

gruene-teufel:

parksandrectums:

I just love tall, skinny guys and idk why. Like muscle doesn’t matter to me at all.

kodiakbearr:

Dark Google: show me where i can buy illegal heelys

closetedlesbianopinions:

I love my boyfriend! Just because I never want to kiss him or hold his hand in public doesn’t mean I’m gay, I’m just shy! A lot of girls feels grossed out when they think about kissing their boyfriends, I just have to wait for the hormones to kick in I guess :)

memeufacturing:

me: good morning linda
linda, who has backpacked across europe: not nearly as good as the morning that i experienced as i saw the sunrise across Barcelona,

officialsegasaturn:

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

transmemesatan:

transmemesatan:

how the fuck did we evolve grogginess, anyway. it seems EXTREMELY maladaptive

clearly waking up ought to flood us with adrenaline

i want to leap out of bed in the morning, screaming and ravenous

carmillasleatherpants:

sunwukxng:

combustionman:

sunwukxng:

who’s the hottest/tallest guy in star wars

daddy binks